i can't believe i had my finger in that
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
How's work?
Spinning.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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