i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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