Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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