no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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