she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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