You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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