She announced her abortion via fbk
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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