he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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