is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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