Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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