fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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