glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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