Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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