Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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