im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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