He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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