dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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