Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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