when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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