I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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