i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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