There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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