So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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