hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Are my feet made of real feet?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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