How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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