Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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