I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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