But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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