If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm like, not good at living.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
