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  i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.

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• I didnt know Lindsay Lohan submitted tfln?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:40pm

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• All I want is to smoke a bowl and fuck like crazy for Valentines Day. Is that too much to ask of my boyfriend?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:10pm

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• Hold on to her snd never let go

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:05pm

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• fucking with no condom is the best gift of all...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:00pm

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• You're a classy bitch..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:56pm

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• soundz like tha perfect valentines day to me... :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:17am

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• Kat Williams is the shit. FUCK U.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:54pm

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• Will you marry me?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:18pm

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• In soviet Russia, condoms fuck you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:17pm

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• This can't be real there's just not chicks like this unless... SHE'S BUTT UGLY

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:11pm

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• Pretty sure this text is from a dude

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:23pm

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• It's probably a girl, dumbassss.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:51pm

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• I think I'm in love.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:39pm

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• I would very, very, very much like to marry this woman. Very much.

  Submitted by Michel on Feb 13, 10 at 8:14pm

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• classy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:12pm

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• OP is a female, in a relationship and makes him fuck her with a condom on. The no condom is a vday present for him. Duh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:41pm

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• Sounds similar to what I did this Valentine's Day: carton of cigarettes duct taped to a box of wine. Love at its finest. -Hippie

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:11pm

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• so vday in your town stands for vanerial disease day

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:23pm

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• Fantastic!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:13am

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• VD isn't something to clap about

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:38pm

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  • no, but the clap is!

    Submitted by Ginsu on Feb 14, 10 at 12:05pm

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• Hells yes!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:49pm

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• Must be a g a y guy. What MAN asks for a bottle of wine? Not like this guy is classy asking for smokes and bareback sex.

  Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 13, 10 at 5:47pm

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  • OP used the phrase "fuck me". That would seem to imply that OP is likely female. Not sure why she'd want it bareback - maybe happiness about being in a relationship where that's unnecessary? - but it would explain it well enough.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 13, 10 at 8:02pm

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• Wow...romantic???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:49pm

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• This is how jersey get down

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:27pm

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• Haha this is what I told my bf to get me. Well cigs, alcohol, and a Katt Williams DVD. It's decently cheap and a lot better than flowers.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:17pm

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• ....that's classy right there

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:33am

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• MERRY HER!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:04pm

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• Shit dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:21pm

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• Vday is lame. The past two years I've gone and gotten myself a new video game to play all day.....and I'm a girl. My boyfriend didn't seem to mind.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:44am

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• This is amazinggggg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:14pm

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• camel menthols, a bottle of moscoto, maybe a bubble bath,

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:09am

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• I know the singing disturbs u , but will "The Clap" you get after vday... Be a problem!! Prolly not cuz u a HO ... Damn Skanks...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:33pm

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• fuck yes.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:03pm

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• And they say good women are hard to find. This girl sounds perfect.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:00pm

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• Haha this wud be jersey

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:19pm

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• Will u be my girlfriend?! Seriously I just fucking fell in love with u! -BTK

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:29pm

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• Sounds like a wife to me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:09pm

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• As a guy this is the point when you have to go, oh shit because the OP must want to get pregnant for valentines day.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:43pm

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• Fuck yea mine would be a bottle of 7 and a pack of reds happy bday

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:00pm

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• You stay classy, New Jersey.

  Submitted by aimeelee76 on Feb 14, 10 at 1:18am

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• Yes please.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:44pm

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• Kat Williams is a moron! He is just vulgar and not funny, now Bernie Mac was hilarious. RIP

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:44pm

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• advice for the dude: dont let this one go :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:57pm

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• first!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:12pm

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• Hahahaha yes!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:56pm

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• i like it

  Submitted by dunrunnun on Feb 14, 10 at 10:30am

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