so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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