Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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