Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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