Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Help me help you realize you are a moron
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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