I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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