I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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