Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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