The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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