My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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