what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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