But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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