mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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