is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I'm really busy with my period
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