I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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