Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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