I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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