Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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