shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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