id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You smell like a Billy Joel song
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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