Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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