she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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