oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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