No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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