I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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