physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
