His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
God I need to hump something, right now.
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